straight people: * make every movie straight and assume their infant children are already straight*
lgbt couple: indirectly look at each other in public
straight people: thats it. ive had it. im not homophobic but this is too much. its all in my face and i cannot do this. my heterosexual eyes are throbbing-
THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER
IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER
THE MONTH IS IRRELEVANT
THE CAT IS CUTE, AND THAT IS IMPORTANT
